There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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