Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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