I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
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Send help, water and tortillas.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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