genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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