It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I've blown a few things in my day
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
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Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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