Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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