life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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