I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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