Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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