I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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