My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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