Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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