Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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