I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
don't judge my taste in strippers
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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