can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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