She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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