when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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