I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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