I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
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she pinky promised me she was 18
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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