Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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