I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
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I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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