Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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