youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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His hands were made for my vagina.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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