How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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