I wanna passion pit in your ass
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
The air was thick with penises
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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