I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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