White coat. Heels.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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