I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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