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  • Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Mar 2, 11 at 2:39pm

    i named mine Tiny Tim

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      Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 2, 11 at 3:37pm

      Humility is a good thing.

  • Submitted by gcode801 on Mar 2, 11 at 2:35pm

    Heres Johnny!

  • Submitted by CIT on Mar 2, 11 at 4:28pm

    I'd be more concerned with the fact that he's talking to your vag. There are plenty other things he should be doing to "her".

  • Submitted by r_jj on Mar 2, 11 at 3:35pm

    I really hope it's named after mr. Nimoy

  • Submitted by whiskeygirl42 on Mar 2, 11 at 3:31pm

    ...My tits are named Thelma and Louise...

    • 51 66
      Submitted by CIT on Mar 2, 11 at 4:30pm

      Mabel and Pearl here. No particular reason. Just b/c an old coworker thought it was funny.

    • 45 63
      Submitted by MeOlly on Mar 2, 11 at 10:19pm

      mine are Sugar and Candy

      • 62 68
        Submitted by said8ED on Mar 2, 11 at 11:13pm

        big love to you girls and your girls

    • 63 84
      Submitted by Hangledangleluv on Mar 3, 11 at 12:58pm

      mary kate and ashley. mostly because mine are as big as the olsen twins

    • 56 71
      Submitted by TheJistOfIt on Mar 5, 11 at 3:31am

      Mine were named Mindy and Becky but I like your names soooo much better.

  • 92 75
    Submitted by slickerino on Mar 2, 11 at 2:53pm

    is it a pennsylvania thing or do all guys here have a nicknamed penis? My gf in high school nicknamed mine TIN MAN.

    • 51 79
      Submitted by crazyman217 on Mar 2, 11 at 9:20pm

      All guys do. Mine was richard redwood... guess I don't need to explain why that's funny

  • 89 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 11 at 5:42pm

    What's your vagina's name?

  • 66 67
    Submitted by mzmitchell on Mar 3, 11 at 2:52am

    Hot is my right and Spicy is the left lol

  • 65 69
    Submitted by shiloh1luv on Mar 3, 11 at 11:45am

    My vagina is named Athena

  • 69 79
    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 2, 11 at 5:14pm

    And it will be fucking you.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by hare411 on Mar 7, 11 at 9:44pm

    Hahaha

  • 54 58
    Submitted by jarodl88 on Mar 20, 11 at 2:17am

    I named mine Black Man's Envy

  • 57 64
    Submitted by sarakfleming on Mar 3, 11 at 12:50am

    Is this my ex??? Lol

  • 60 76
    Submitted by hortonsgirl31 on Mar 5, 11 at 10:17pm

    My boyfriends penis name is giggles!(;

  • 58 73
    Submitted by hahamazing on Mar 7, 11 at 1:09am

    Mines name is moby.

  • 65 88
    Submitted by andthelion on Mar 2, 11 at 3:13pm

    my ex nicknamed my vag leia and his penis luke.

    • 53 71
      Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 2, 11 at 3:38pm

      "His"?

      • 56 91
        Submitted by CIT on Mar 2, 11 at 4:29pm

        oh, so brother and sister are doing it? yeah, that's not creepy at all.

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Kender on Mar 3, 11 at 3:47pm

    Haha my tits are named Fred and George!! :DD \nand I named my ex bf's dick Franklin! LIKE THE TURTLE!!! :DDDD

  • 53 69
    Submitted by mamedoof on Mar 2, 11 at 8:45pm

    My dicks name is Maximilian. Max for short.

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Rokushi on Mar 6, 11 at 2:53am

    You have the choice of picking it's last name: McCoy or Nimoy. Choose wisely, ensign.

  • 56 81
    Submitted by trippinonkandii on Mar 3, 11 at 5:42am

    :)

  • 63 95
    Submitted by colan08 on Mar 3, 11 at 12:01am

    I'm with said8ED. Much love to the women naming the twins.

  • 59 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 11 at 11:31pm

    I'm from Leonard, the town

  • 58 91
    Submitted by ZachIsASaint on Mar 3, 11 at 3:40am

    Leonard is a genius...but he is the shortest Big Bang Theory nerd. Not a good choice

  • 51 78
    Submitted by 4435641179 on Mar 3, 11 at 9:01am

    Mine are named c and d! (:

  • 53 83
    Submitted by BambooMan on Mar 2, 11 at 4:22pm

    Manlaw you are seriously cracking my shit up!

  • 52 82
    Submitted by bkyle55 on Mar 2, 11 at 10:56pm

    @MeOlly So you're a stripper?

  • 50 79
    Submitted by kaitlyn17 on Mar 2, 11 at 3:37pm

    This is obviously not fake.. 814 is my area code and my boyfriend named his penis.. And I know a lot of guys who have named their penis

  • 53 91
    Submitted by shif2theali on Mar 3, 11 at 12:12am

    Rub sweetie, run

  • 54 94
    Submitted by darntootin on Mar 3, 11 at 10:50am

    Part 6

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  • 13 24
    Submitted by Heterogeneous on Jul 13, 12 at 6:40pm

    I used to be a big Leave it to Beaver fan, so I named my dick Beaver Cleaver.

  • 12 33
    Submitted by Chrzan on Jan 29, 12 at 11:26pm

    My one friend calls his Vlad the Impaler

  • Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 2, 11 at 2:58pm

    This is obviously fake, nobody names their penis!