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(404): View more from Georgia

I have surprise drugs for everyone

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(409): View more from Texas

The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine

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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no

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