i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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