on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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