She's JV to your varsity
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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