i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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