I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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