I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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