just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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