I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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