is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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