I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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