Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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