So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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