he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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