Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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