just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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