distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Randomize