Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
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