? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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