Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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