i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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